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Chihuahua ownerFoolproof insurance against ever taking herself too seriously &
ConsumerShe prefers to call it “research” &
List maker100% comfortable with being called OCD, a control freak and annoyingly Type A. Shit gets done. &
Math geekThere are rules. There is logic. And there is always a right answer. Kind of her Holy Grail. &
Noise haterApparently, being overly sensitive to sound is a sign of intelligence. A really, really annoying sign of intelligence. &
Food WorshipperDon’t be fooled by grand proclamations of food as art or combinations of flavors as epicurean compositions. She’s really just hungry. &
Intermittent hobby haverSo far yoga, knitting, sailing, photography and gardening have all been casualties of her gnat-like attention span. But hey, she’s well-rounded. &
HostessBorn with an innate need to make sure everyone around her is comfortable, entertained and very, very well-fed. &
Art DirectorEvery little girl’s dream job
Does not apply to little girls who did NOT spend childhood afternoons rearranging Crayola boxes into aesthetically pleasing color combinations. & Staci Katz &
Technology addictIs reasonably sure there’s no problem that she and her iPhone can’t solve. &
Boot CollectorShe has a keen appreciation for art of all shapes and sizes (but especially for Italian art in a size 6.) &
Creative Director Equal parts self-confidence, self-doubt and single malt scotch.
& PartnerHas recently learned the phrases: “I was wrong,” “Your way is better” & “That sounds like a reasonable compromise.” (Her father anxiously awaits witnessing this phenomenon.) &
Clean FreakWorking to single-handedly disprove the theory that a messy desk is the sign of a creative mind &
Future Racecar DriverA perfect combination of her great loves: competition, control, speed and big colorful logos. (Currently seeking sponsors.) &
Comicf you can’t laugh at yourself ... laugh at her. (Really, she wants you to.) &
WriterMore of a passion than a preference. But in this game, is there really a difference? &
Secret KeeperNeither pleading, nor flattery, nor threatening (nor tequila) will crack this vault. Trust.
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